Happy [Insert Occasion] Long Sleeve Tee Please Keep Your Rage Focused Against the Machine signaling for one more drink

signaling for one more drink

You don't just make up a hypothesis for how things could work

You've got an obscure hobby and you want to tell the world about it

but here we are with some cosplay ass fake soldiers south of the 101 in Macarthur Park

Happy [Insert Occasion] Long Sleeve Tee Please Keep Your Rage Focused Against the Machine signaling for one more drinkI'm probably getting a vasectomy this year. My two kids are amazing and I love them more than anything, but I don't think we've got the bandwidth for a third. I want to celebrate it sort of like a bris, with a bunch of loved ones milling around the waiting room eating hors d'oeuvres and enjoying each other's company. Then I emerge from the surgical suite, wearing a jockstrap full of ice (or so I'm told), and everyone cheers for me and gives little